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2001-11-16 - 9:34 a.m. before we ordered the cake, we went to cosmic castle to get cheryl's present. i was gonna get her that ranma stuff....until i saw that it costs $100.00. i was like, hell no. then i looked through all the stuff she had on hold. i got her the new ceres. perfect. it had just come in and she didn't even know about it because she gave them the wrong phone number. how quaint. jody ended up getting her a mysterious play poster, but those posters are cloth. very interesting. so let's talk about the venture to cosmic castle. i wish i had a cam corder to tape that. too funny. before we even go in the store, i warn jody that it usually smells bad in there and turns his nose up, but that's jody. there is this pot bellied man standiing outside stretching and his belly is hanging out from under his t-shirt and he is on the cell phone. jody almost fainted when he saw this. jody is this tall, lanky urbane boy who only wears name brand stuff. he is just too cute and stylish (which is always why i ask him why he is my friend. i just don't get it. he tells me b/c he loves me and then tells me to shut up) anyway, we finally get in the store and the look that came over jody's face was just too funny to me. i can't even explain it. so i get cheryl's gift and we look around to see if there is anything that he can get her that doesn't cost an arm and a leg. now i told jody not to go to the back because that is where the crazy people are. i do not know what they were doing, building something, but they scare me. they might have been about to roll play, i don't know that either. i told jody no, don't go back there, but he wanted to test the water. i hid behind him, i was scared and i was the one of familair territory. now, jody is a trekkie, he has the phaser remote control at home, so he migrated towards the star trek stuff. i like star trek, as well, but i am a next generation geek. so i turn around an notice that we are surrounded by dungeons and dragons stuff. i was like crap, let's roll. jody though it was funny. if he only knew. so we go up the other side of the place and jody was looking at the japanese junk food, like poky. stupid boy leans on the counter, even after i told him not to touch anything in that store! he picks his hand up and notices there was something wet on the counter and his hand made contact with it. he freaks out and starts squealing like a stuck pig. then he wipes it on my coat! i was like, bitch, so i wiped my coat on his jacket. now remember when i said jody was urbane? let me change that now to prissy. why? because when i rubbed my jacket against his, he went crazy yelling, 'this is bass, this is bass.' he did the same thing halloween. 'my bass, my bass.' he's so gay. then i stepped on his foot and he was like, 'my kenneth cole's.' we paid for out purchases and got up outtee. next scene is nyp. now, i didn't get to see leo because he wasn't there. stupid eddie was there and i just don't like him. i just can't even carry on a conversation with him other 'hi.' then behind his back i whisper, 'bitch.' i can't help myself. anyway, leo was not there, but cute bartender boy was. that ass, that ass. he is so cute. i do not care if no one else thinks so, i do. jody thinks he is cute. he is not lanky or tubby, but he is tall and dark for a white guy. that could be because he is kinda italian, but also white. we have had this conversation before. so i got beer just so i could stay down there longer. jody and i talked and drank. he always says, 'what do you want, woman.' and i look at him and say, you know what i want. we are talking about food, but i think he knows. you know what that means? it means my butt will be down there again tonight, yes! so, i was at nyp and yes, i got super drunk, but he blew me a kiss right before i left. i signed my receipt and he was like, 'have a good night, baby,' and blew me a kiss. he has the sexiest voice. i just love it. so i left, went home and passed out after that. think i had any dreams? hell no, i was too knocked out to drink. all in all, it was a wonderful, wonderful night. i loved it. tomorrow night is gonna be so much fun. i am ready for it. i am just gonna leave all doubt at the door and party like it's....a party! and if the party is over before nyp closes and mike can't get off work, guess who is going to nyp? yeah, me, baby. i'm gonna have some fun! |
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