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lispy boy!
2001-10-18 - 12:43 p.m.
cheryl's friend juan came over to the aparment last night. let me tell you, that boy is really special. by the end of the night, i had threatened to slit his vocal chords and smash his voice box. he kept saying braids were of the devil, so i told him his little pig tail was of the devil and needed to be eliminated. how many sane guys do you know that go around with their curly hair pulled back in a pig tail, not a pony tail, a PIG TAIL! jezzie calls him 'the greatest american hero' because he's got that hair. he, by no means, looks anything like the character. and his lisp....i hate it. every time he talks he spits. i will not let him get too close to me. he has too much mouth. then he has the audacity to try and tell me that i am not reallya good friend to my friends! you know, he almost went out of my place on his EAR! i told that ding bat how we roll, but then i realized i was talking to a ding bat. i don't say anything about them behind their back that i don't say to their face. one person in particular, i said was annoying, bossy, a hypocrite, a know-it-all and a racist. okay, if you know me you know who i am talking about, ms. africa herself, and no, not my sister. juan was like, you are mean, what kind of friend are you. i told him the same type of friend who has already told her friend that she said that. that shut him up. did i mention she has a problem with interracial couples and white females. it's okay if a black girl is with a white guy, but a black guy is forbidden to look at a white girl. whatever. anyway, back to lispy boy, he had so much crap to say to me, because i was the only person that would tell him about himself, then at the end of the night, he asked if he could have some of my food. i was like, you got some nerve, but i let him eat because no one comes to my place and leaves hungry. it's just not right. there are too many people are there who are hungry and have nothing, so if i can eliminate at least one of those people, i feel good. besides, no matter what i think of you, i will make sure that your needs are met and hunger is a need. but i made sure i was not near him when he ate...i made him stay in the kitchen because i had just vacuumed and didn't want food on my floor. i will say we did have a good discussion on the bible. we talked about our favorite bible verses and different books in the bible. he knows his stuff, i will tell you that much. it was the one link we had. he asked if i had my sword and i knew what he meant....cheryl was clueless. that is our ONLY link, and that is fine with me. as soon as we got off that discussion, i left him in the livingroom. i think i am gonna sleep today when i get home. i usually stay up and talk to cheryl and kamilah will come over, but i am exhausted. so i will go home, eat dinner, watch buffy at 7:00p.m., then go to bed. i am getting too old to stay up all the time. well, until the weekend. i am not 20 anymore. |
